Last night I made myself the most delicious, mouth watering, turkey club ever made by man. I went out and bought myself some bacon, gourmet turkey, tomato, and cheese. I cooked the bacon up to the perfect crispiness and toasted the bread to a golden brown color. I spread some margarine over the bread right when it comes out of the toaster, making sure the bread is still hot enough to melt the butter. I then layered the turkey, tomato, cheese and bacon into a massive sandwich I could barely even eat. I find it funny how for some reason food cooked by yourself always seems to taste way better than it would otherwise.

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No holiday season is complete unless you take a trip to a mall. The people act crazy, Santa Claus and his elves seem to inhabit the place,and most of all the Christmas cheer (or jeer) is apparent all around. At the mall you can find good deals in the department stores and find unique items at the boutique shops; like I found a cool home kegerator the other day. The mall has so many shops and stores with millions of items that you should be able to complete all of your holiday shopping in one visit. Most people just like to return for the atmosphere of the holiday season and enjoy a pretzel or chocolate covered strawberries.

I am on a leash and collar, and so is the small, soft dog equivalent that came into my life when I and my owner had already set up the rules.  The colorful dog collars and leashes are different, of course.  The dog equivalent has a harness with a shiny metal d-ring out of the back, and the equivalent’s leash is springy and soft.  Mine’s a tie-tied length of braided rope, linked to a dignified collar of woven mesh, with all of the annoying but familiar jingling tags.  The dog equivalent has realized that the owner is distracted, talking to another owner.  The dog equivalent has detached my leash and is attaching it to his own d-ring.  Now he is reattaching his leash to me.  Now I have the short, springy leash and the dog equivalent can roam as far as I am supposed to be able to do.  I whine softly and paw, but can only go to the end and bounce softly as the dog equivalent wanders off outside of my reach.

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